My Friend James

This web site is made in dedication to
my buddy James!
James is a dear friend, so I find it necessary to pick on him.
This is all in fun and for entertainment,
in all reality James would do anything for anyone and
has for me, he is loyal and honest and I'm grateful he is such a good friend!

However to know him the way I do
sometimes he makes you laugh!

This is a little story about a man named James
I picked the modern day Jed Clampett because he reminds me of him.

James is known for driving intresting vehicles, they never have matching paint on the doors or hoods or trunks, they have an assortment of wheels and tires, and like this one, they were purchased for a song.
James got this old girl at an auction for $250 bucks, he then did about $250 bucks on improvements to the mechanical well being of the beast.
It runs and runs well, cosmetics aside, he and I traveled to New Mexico in it got 24 miles to the gallon, you get just as much attention driving into the local service station in it as you would a new sports car, why you ask?
Well they are one of a kinds, no one on planet earth have seen such contraptions upon the American roadway.
James should be a modern day Artist because I see strange things like he drives at colleges, museums etc that are equally ugly and someone paid a so called Artist money to show off what they refer to as works of art!
Well I'm here to tell you they have nothing on James vehicles because they are truly a work, perhaps not art but of work none the less.

This fine vehicle was ugly but then about two weeks ago on a trip to Arizona with his son, his son fell asleep at the wheel in Utah and it rolled, messed up the cab and rear window but it still runs like a top.
James has a newer white cab to put on it now, wow more intense color to be had.
I'm here to tell you no one has anything like the cars and trucks he drives, they are simply one of a kinds!

Now Hance wanted me to point out his new Dodge Diesel on the left of James GMC Mobile device here!
Hance just talked to James and I and his Dodge is in the shop again, seems this is twice for a one year old new Dodge Diesel pickup!
James told Hance well you better by a GMC like mine it always runs and is never in the garage, he has proof, look at the paint and condition, one can be quite sure it has never ever been in a garage and he has witnesses to that fact!
Note behind the Great GMC of Idaho, is my plain old 1989 Chevy pickup that isn't new and isn't fancy but next to James pickup you would think I won the lottery twice!
Poor Poor Pitiful James
or is it the Poor Poor Pitiful GMC he puts through its paces as it should have been retired after the first two times it went over the Grand Canyon?
Anyway no one will ever accuse James of trying to out do the Jones Family because they would hide their head if they had to ride in the old girl.

As for me, I keep my head high, because I'm lucky to get to ride in a one of a kind vehicle, think of it as a test bed for how much punishment a General Motors product can actually take and keep on going?
You can have your old Ford far as I'm concerned, it would have never made it past the ten totals this thing has endured.

Hats off to you James and the GMC from Hell!